Lions, and Tigers, and... Wait... Baboons!?

This is by far my favorite story about my trip to Africa. Hope you get a good laugh in!

So anyway, a bunch of the missionaries that were with my family and I went on a safari with us. We were with an organization called Child Voice International (my grandpa runs it). I'll put the link at the end. Any way, we're down by the Nile River, and we see hippos.

(Sorry, I just had to.) Anyway, we see these giant hippos. Now, hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa because they can kill people so easily. So, I can remember just wanting so badly to ride a hippo!

Anyway, we were in our cars, and we had just bought like, a hundered dollar brownies. They were the richest, most chocolately brownies ever!... And that's when the baboons came.

They were ugly and had giant fangs with bare butts that were pink and disgusting - and they hopped onto our cars! Now, I was like, three, and baboons have body types like humans, so my mom covered my eyes. So anyway, my mom was holding me in her lap, my friend was holding the brownies and the baboon was on our car. That's when the baboons did the most wretched thing any living thing could do... they stole our brownies! We were all suprised, but the baboons literally took the brownies right out of our hands! There goes a hundred dollars. Too bad, right? Well that's not all that happened...

Picture this: There was a car in front of us. A male baboon leaped onto that car, and started peeing on the car - flailing everything around. Yeah, pretty disgusting. Trust me. I know.

Well, that's all for now. Cash me outside, how bow dat. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, goodbye.

This is the link for Child Voice: http://childvoiceintl.org/